I don't normally use my journal for angst emoish stuff, but...

After 2 years, my wife left me. I... I'm not sure what to do. She was basically the only person I talked to, so now... I don't have anybody. I'm not even sure why I'm making this journal. Most of my watchers don't pay attention, and the few who do probably don't care. I probably sound like a stupid whiny jerk or something... ah well.

In unrelated news, Cowboy Bebop is total awesomeness dipped in ultra-awesomesauce. If you haven't seen it, watch it now!

Gasp and amazement, I bought hook-line-and-sinker into the blogging fad!

Except that you won't get to hear my angst emo self rant about various emoish things. No siree, you get to read something even more exciting: programming! That's right, this blog is dedicated to JavaScript and programming in general!

I bet you can't wait to click the awesome link below.

Go on, it won't bite: [link]

[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse.
[x] You have your own room.
[ ] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
T 0 T A L: 5

[ ] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[x] You get an allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to school.
T 0 T A L: 1

[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school.
[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[ ] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
T 0 T A L: 0

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
T O T A L: 3

[ ] You own a pet.
[ ] You know the words to 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 1

Now count your numbers and multiply by 2.57.
Then title this journal "My life is _% happy."

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Listing of Kaede fanart.

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...and some random funnyness.

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